talks about 3 penises, which :
1st, Bo Seng (Henry Thia程旭輝), father of Jerry, has sexual impotance. Rumors said that a man only can 'do it' 5000 times, does he used up all of it already? And will the chinese herbs help his 'didi' to rise again?
2nd, Jeremy (Jack Lim林德容), Bo Seng's adopted brother, is a helpful guy. He helps old lady to cross the street, helps people to carry heavy things, and also helps alot of lonely women. In one incident, he nearly get his penis chop down and very close to become eunuch for the rest of his life.
3rd, Jerry, a teenager who is starting to feel interested in s-e-x matters. Due to some conflict, his penis meets you-tube. (well, not really, actually)
Hey guys, you all should watch this. Although some part has been censored in cinema, but still, it's a worthy film. I've watched this movie yesterday night, and I've learned alot of things from the movie.
Jack Neo's film is indeed hilarious and funny, yet reality.
Here's the trailer:
28 February 2009
23 February 2009
死之蓝色萤幕
23 February 2009
As known as 'Blue Screen of Death'，是当电脑硬件出现问题时所显示的画面。除了那令人倒抽一口冷气的蓝色背景，白色字体也在萤幕上，你看我，我看你。无法到达desktop，就连Save Mode也无无济于事。
问题来了。电脑‘坏’了，该埋怨谁？是妹妹上网时所引进的病毒吗？还是消灭白蚂蚁的工作人员所喷射的蚂蚁药导致蓝色萤幕的出现？岂有此理！叫你喷蚂蚁你却喷我电脑!?
1个小时前，我坐在‘坏’掉了的电脑旁边，脑瓜努力的在旋转…一面看‘奸人坚’，一面想谁人可以帮我?? 朋友群中，会电脑的好朋友在马六甲读书…如果要找人帮忙修理，又有哪一位电脑维修员是我熟悉的？答案是：没有。
突然间我想起家里还有第二架可以上网的Laptop。我打开老豆的Laptop，尝试Google了一些关键字如windows xp blue screen save mode…之类的。花了将近10分钟，很庆幸的，我找到了大众解决方法：把Windows Service Pack放入Cd-Rom、Reboot、然后…还有137904个小步骤，我说不完…不好意思 =p
我发现，埋怨别人是一个非常愚蠢的做法。事情已经发生了，埋怨，还能有什么用？还是自己提起精神寻找解决方法比较实际。
p/s : 还好不是硬件问题。不过就是奇怪system file为什么某顿顿会有问题…难道是…
喷白蚁工作人员的杰作？？ o_O!!19 February 2009
离开关丹的日子很靠近了
19 February 2009
第一次坐巴士到KL，感觉还好。四个小时的旅程，唉，能做些什么。除了听听歌，看看风景，就是注意身边的乘客。
Platform2，2.30的巴士，我怀疑我上错了车。结果原来是一位乌龙阿姨把车票上的C3看成C5，害我好紧张！还好我醒目，会要求检查她的车票…
Transnational，RM22的巴票。冷气很冷，连骨头都在不断尖叫。说真的，突然间找不到好位子，坐到我腰痛。真的是很奇怪的一个‘突然间’。不过整体来说，这辆巴士无论卫生、舒适还是感觉良好的。
4个小时后，终于抵达Pudu! 巴士竟然停在大马路旁边，让我惊讶了好久好久。“不是停巴士站吗!?不是停巴士站吗!?不是停巴士站吗!?不是停巴士站吗!?” 我的脑瓜不断重复这一句。后来有一位40来头的墨镜叔叔解释说，如果巴士进到巴士站(地底)放人，这样子就会麻烦乘客多走一趟到地面。哦…原来如此。过后我就上他的车了。他奶奶的，从这里去CrystalCrownHotel需要30块钱，现在的taxi都不算meter了吗？
LUCT就在眼前。附近很荒野，不像The One，隔壁就有Sunway Pyramid。当然我不是在奢求什么娱乐…不过我当然希望以后的生活不会那么枯燥。
初次到访LUCT，以后……可能天天都会来吧。一踏进学院，就会看见一个手工白色凤凰。
搭电梯往3楼参观。欺人的早上8点…大厅里一个人影都没有。这一切的一切，就是为了一个到后来才知道不是很重要的英文考试。
G Floor。左边有篮球场，排球场，futsal3合一。右边有dobi，餐厅，食堂…当我考完试时，大概是下午1点，大厅这里充满了人群。食堂桌椅都挤满人，中间futsal与篮球场都有人在玩球，另外还有一堆人在跳韵律操…真的跟早上8点相差很大。
经历过了这次考试，让我见识了LUCT原来是大概大概这样子的。这一趟旅行也让我忙起住宿的事情，好累，不过是必须忙的。管理员带我参观了showroom，那是一间你不能希望有任何惊喜的公用空间。我所希望的洗衣机…当然也没有。哈哈。
英文考试的成绩明天早上10点会公布，有考的人需要在当天领取成绩。Toobad我回关丹了，所以我只好请他们帮忙通知一声我考得如何。下个礼拜录取信将会寄来我家，到时…三月中…要说sayonara desu.
Platform2，2.30的巴士，我怀疑我上错了车。结果原来是一位乌龙阿姨把车票上的C3看成C5，害我好紧张！还好我醒目，会要求检查她的车票…
Transnational，RM22的巴票。冷气很冷，连骨头都在不断尖叫。说真的，突然间找不到好位子，坐到我腰痛。真的是很奇怪的一个‘突然间’。不过整体来说，这辆巴士无论卫生、舒适还是感觉良好的。
4个小时后，终于抵达Pudu! 巴士竟然停在大马路旁边，让我惊讶了好久好久。“不是停巴士站吗!?不是停巴士站吗!?不是停巴士站吗!?不是停巴士站吗!?” 我的脑瓜不断重复这一句。后来有一位40来头的墨镜叔叔解释说，如果巴士进到巴士站(地底)放人，这样子就会麻烦乘客多走一趟到地面。哦…原来如此。过后我就上他的车了。他奶奶的，从这里去CrystalCrownHotel需要30块钱，现在的taxi都不算meter了吗？
LUCT就在眼前。附近很荒野，不像The One，隔壁就有Sunway Pyramid。当然我不是在奢求什么娱乐…不过我当然希望以后的生活不会那么枯燥。
初次到访LUCT，以后……可能天天都会来吧。一踏进学院，就会看见一个手工白色凤凰。
搭电梯往3楼参观。欺人的早上8点…大厅里一个人影都没有。这一切的一切，就是为了一个到后来才知道不是很重要的英文考试。
G Floor。左边有篮球场，排球场，futsal3合一。右边有dobi，餐厅，食堂…当我考完试时，大概是下午1点，大厅这里充满了人群。食堂桌椅都挤满人，中间futsal与篮球场都有人在玩球，另外还有一堆人在跳韵律操…真的跟早上8点相差很大。经历过了这次考试，让我见识了LUCT原来是大概大概这样子的。这一趟旅行也让我忙起住宿的事情，好累，不过是必须忙的。管理员带我参观了showroom，那是一间你不能希望有任何惊喜的公用空间。我所希望的洗衣机…当然也没有。哈哈。
英文考试的成绩明天早上10点会公布，有考的人需要在当天领取成绩。Toobad我回关丹了，所以我只好请他们帮忙通知一声我考得如何。下个礼拜录取信将会寄来我家，到时…三月中…要说sayonara desu.
人总是要不断成长考试。
所以说，人生就像强奸…
与其反抗，不如享受…？
所以说，人生就像强奸…
与其反抗，不如享受…？
14 February 2009
Empty Valenty
14 February 2009
I think I'm more than desperate today.
It's Valentine's day, I worked half day, truanted my job and celebrated Valentine's Day with a guy.
We watched Pink Panther 2 and went to the beach.
We even talked to one of the Hyatt's security.
and get to know that Hyatt is organizing some private activity for couples.
Haih, how desperate could you be celebrating Valentine's Day with a stressed out guy.
I should have dated her instead.
but, LDR is a challenge, I lack of confidence.
and, I'm poor...
So...
I'll remain single.
It's Valentine's day, I worked half day, truanted my job and celebrated Valentine's Day with a guy.
We watched Pink Panther 2 and went to the beach.
We even talked to one of the Hyatt's security.
and get to know that Hyatt is organizing some private activity for couples.
Haih, how desperate could you be celebrating Valentine's Day with a stressed out guy.
I should have dated her instead.
but, LDR is a challenge, I lack of confidence.
and, I'm poor...
So...
I'll remain single.
Genie卓文萱 关丹签唱会 2
The concert was a success, except Genie lost her way when she was heading to Kuantan Parade. Well, no big deal as she finally appear on the stage at approximately 8.15pm, which the concert supposed to start at 7.30pm.
The poster thing is kinda small, and err, wrinkle wrinkle already, I'd say.
She got a sweet look and a sweet voice. No wonder the mall was crowded (with little girls around age 14)
This is Genie. With shorts and a blue coat, and a 3 inches white color high heel. I was there, with my press card, crouching in front of all people. 假公济私 is what I'm doing. Hahaha no la, got price to pay actually.
This is her when she was signing on her album bought by fans. The nannies were irritating. They kept blocking my sight because they need to handle the signing off
The last post from Genie.
9.40pm, the concert ended with Genie's 3 songs, included <一句话>, a little <爱的城堡>tap-dancing, throwing posters and giving signature. As usual, many of them went to the backstage to see her for the last time.
The poster thing is kinda small, and err, wrinkle wrinkle already, I'd say.
She got a sweet look and a sweet voice. No wonder the mall was crowded (with little girls around age 14)
This is Genie. With shorts and a blue coat, and a 3 inches white color high heel. I was there, with my press card, crouching in front of all people. 假公济私 is what I'm doing. Hahaha no la, got price to pay actually.
This is her when she was signing on her album bought by fans. The nannies were irritating. They kept blocking my sight because they need to handle the signing off
The last post from Genie.9.40pm, the concert ended with Genie's 3 songs, included <一句话>, a little <爱的城堡>tap-dancing, throwing posters and giving signature. As usual, many of them went to the backstage to see her for the last time.
13 February 2009
Genie卓文萱 关丹签唱会
13 February 2009
Genie卓文萱今晚（13Feb2009，晚上7.30）会在Parade出现！说真的，会来到关丹举办签唱会的明星，不多，真的非常难得。就好像林俊杰…品冠…都有来过呢。
看过台湾连续剧'公主小妹'里的她扮演Emp的‘孙女’后，其实对她的印象还蛮深刻的。给我的感觉就是……有种又高贵，带点狡猾的角色。前几年卓文萱与曹格合唱的那首歌“罗密欧与朱丽叶”也非常好听*双手拇指高高举起*
我是散丝，没有偶像。只不过今晚因为某种缘分，我将会去现场看看她，拍拍照这样。其实我现在正在上班，趁闲着没东西忙，快快上网听听她的歌先~
今晚见！ =)
10 February 2009
Do Not Walk In Alley Alone
10 February 2009
Things just happen. You don't have the time to look at the motorcycle's plate, and you can only look at the motorist escape with a handbag on his hand.
Today I was having my lunch at 2.10 with my other two college and suddenly we heard someone shouted " TOLONG! TOLONG! ". In a blink of eye, lots of people - including customers and workers of the restaurant swiftly rushed to the alley through the restaurant's back door. A 25-27 years old female was lying on the ground, with her bleeding ankle and elbow, and a desperate face. The dish washer who shouted 'tolong' later helped carried her into the restaurant.
Her bag was snatched by a motorist when she was ready to get into her silver Myvi. At that time she was hanging her bag on the left side and she used her right hand to open the door. Who knows that case like this happen, its way beyond unpredictable. She lost her phone, I.C, car license and money.
She was hurt and unable to go back to where she work - Laywer firm. Later, she sadly sat at the restaurant, waiting her sister to fetch her go hospital for treatment and check-up, while her friend helped drove her Myvi back home.
This case, seriously, happened right infront my eyes, and whats more, it happened just behind Air Putih's Police Station.
Let's see Nanyang, East coast edition tomorrow (11th Feb). Nahh, it's just a small column.
Today I was having my lunch at 2.10 with my other two college and suddenly we heard someone shouted " TOLONG! TOLONG! ". In a blink of eye, lots of people - including customers and workers of the restaurant swiftly rushed to the alley through the restaurant's back door. A 25-27 years old female was lying on the ground, with her bleeding ankle and elbow, and a desperate face. The dish washer who shouted 'tolong' later helped carried her into the restaurant.
Her bag was snatched by a motorist when she was ready to get into her silver Myvi. At that time she was hanging her bag on the left side and she used her right hand to open the door. Who knows that case like this happen, its way beyond unpredictable. She lost her phone, I.C, car license and money.
She was hurt and unable to go back to where she work - Laywer firm. Later, she sadly sat at the restaurant, waiting her sister to fetch her go hospital for treatment and check-up, while her friend helped drove her Myvi back home.
This case, seriously, happened right infront my eyes, and whats more, it happened just behind Air Putih's Police Station.
Let's see Nanyang, East coast edition tomorrow (11th Feb). Nahh, it's just a small column.
09 February 2009
Chap Goh Meh
09 February 2009
Have you seen the word - Chap Goh Meh / Tzap Goh Mei?
Indeed, it's not a Chinese pronunciation. Let's say it in Hokkien dialect. Tzap Goh Mei means 十五暝 (Fifteen Night) the final day of the lunar new year. I don't really know how to explain this, but usually... the moon is like a ping pong hanging in the sky.
In this day (maybe later), females with the status ' single ' gather and toss tangerine
(not orange ok) into the sea, hoping their future husband will go into the sea and pick it up. Beware* Don't get flush away by the sea wey.
At the end, the MPK will pick the remaining tangerines with boats and nets. Too bad for the girls, hip-hip-horray for the MPK for getting tangerines to eat wtf
Noo! I will not let that happen! So... tonight I'm going to the beach and pick up any tangerines throw by pretty girls! What? You doubt that? None of the pretty girls are single? That's impossible! Imma go to find one tonight. Wish me luck yo.
Indeed, it's not a Chinese pronunciation. Let's say it in Hokkien dialect. Tzap Goh Mei means 十五暝 (Fifteen Night) the final day of the lunar new year. I don't really know how to explain this, but usually... the moon is like a ping pong hanging in the sky.
In this day (maybe later), females with the status ' single ' gather and toss tangerine
(not orange ok) into the sea, hoping their future husband will go into the sea and pick it up. Beware* Don't get flush away by the sea wey.At the end, the MPK will pick the remaining tangerines with boats and nets. Too bad for the girls, hip-hip-horray for the MPK for getting tangerines to eat wtf
Noo! I will not let that happen! So... tonight I'm going to the beach and pick up any tangerines throw by pretty girls! What? You doubt that? None of the pretty girls are single? That's impossible! Imma go to find one tonight. Wish me luck yo.
08 February 2009
Things To Do When Bored At Work
08 February 2009
I am feeling so blue this morning. It's Sunday, and I'm in the office, already finish my work, but I need to stay in the office until 1pm, and that can only be considered as a 'half day'.
Anyway, I manage to find out people can do lots of stupid things while they are bored.
You may want to try these out :
Things to do when bored at work :
Do some work out with simple stretches.
Hand rotate, leg stretching is easy and can make you feel fresh. You can climb up and down the stairs but usually you don't want to sweat, do you?
Leave anonymous messages for people silently.
You can draw, scribble, graffiti... Just be creative. But don't leave your name. See how they react to the message.
Glue everything.
Pick up random objects and super glue them together to create abstract art. Display it on your desk or present it as a gift to someone in the office.
Have an imaginary friend and keep talking to him/her aloud in the office.
This helps you to improve your talking skill.
Google your boss.
Try and Google the names of people you know and see if you find anything interesting/funny. Then, walk up to those people and talk to them about the funny things you found out about them.
Army men.
Arrange a bunch of little army men on your desk. Aim them all at one of your coworkers. Insist that it's "purely a defensive measure."
Come up with a plan of world domination.
Then shoot down your own plans of world domination.
Pet blog.
Create a blog for your pet. Maybe for your pet fish.
Clean your keyboard.
Preferably with water. Clean key by key until it 'bling-bling'. There's at least 104 keys to go. You won't feel bored now. Oh, don't forget the mouse.
Groan out loud in the toilet.
Best to do it when there's other people in the toilet.
Call to someone you barely know him/her and tell he/she "Just call to say I can't talk right now."
While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the door opens.
While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade with me?"
Unplug a coworker’s mouse/keyboard. Will they call tech support or check it themselves? Take bets if you want.
Learn to 'camwhore'. Guys can do better than girls, somehow.
If you have fake plants in the office, water them and see what people say.
Make your work a game.
You can make a game out of anything. Pretend that your coworkers are evil villains. Imagine that you are a CIA agent in disguise, or a spy from another company, and no one knows. Whatever appear in your mind.
Write a letter.
Valentine's Day is coming not? If you are liking someone, you should take time to write. E-mail is OK, but handwritten letter is the best.
Find flash games.
And last but not least, try visiting bored.com.
Anyway, I manage to find out people can do lots of stupid things while they are bored.
You may want to try these out :
Things to do when bored at work :
Do some work out with simple stretches.
Hand rotate, leg stretching is easy and can make you feel fresh. You can climb up and down the stairs but usually you don't want to sweat, do you?
Leave anonymous messages for people silently.
You can draw, scribble, graffiti... Just be creative. But don't leave your name. See how they react to the message.
Glue everything.
Pick up random objects and super glue them together to create abstract art. Display it on your desk or present it as a gift to someone in the office.
Have an imaginary friend and keep talking to him/her aloud in the office.
This helps you to improve your talking skill.
Google your boss.
Try and Google the names of people you know and see if you find anything interesting/funny. Then, walk up to those people and talk to them about the funny things you found out about them.
Army men.
Arrange a bunch of little army men on your desk. Aim them all at one of your coworkers. Insist that it's "purely a defensive measure."
Come up with a plan of world domination.
Then shoot down your own plans of world domination.
Pet blog.
Create a blog for your pet. Maybe for your pet fish.
Clean your keyboard.
Preferably with water. Clean key by key until it 'bling-bling'. There's at least 104 keys to go. You won't feel bored now. Oh, don't forget the mouse.
Groan out loud in the toilet.
Best to do it when there's other people in the toilet.
Call to someone you barely know him/her and tell he/she "Just call to say I can't talk right now."
While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the door opens.
While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade with me?"
Unplug a coworker’s mouse/keyboard. Will they call tech support or check it themselves? Take bets if you want.
Learn to 'camwhore'. Guys can do better than girls, somehow.
If you have fake plants in the office, water them and see what people say.
Make your work a game.
You can make a game out of anything. Pretend that your coworkers are evil villains. Imagine that you are a CIA agent in disguise, or a spy from another company, and no one knows. Whatever appear in your mind.
Write a letter.
Valentine's Day is coming not? If you are liking someone, you should take time to write. E-mail is OK, but handwritten letter is the best.
Find flash games.
And last but not least, try visiting bored.com.
06 February 2009
Where is my love?
06 February 2009
Some people will act very weird after they drunk.
I met one tonight. It's so... terrible. The way he acts, talks, responses...
Huh, I don't wanna be like him. After all I still prefer to drink kid's sparkling juice.
wow, I can see my English grammar failed already. =D
I'm happy to receive a few advertisements these days. One of the business is from a lawyer firm, it's about informing 2 guys that they had already been declared bankrupt. Oww, how cham. Another one is about hiring someone for some pose such as accounting clerk, draftsman etc... and then the last one is also about hiring someone, but it's in English. The guy faxed to the office, and in the paper, he mention us to translate into chinese and gives him quotation. Ahh Im going to face this guy tomorrow.
I can't say much about the work... it's kinda confidential o_O but I do learnt alot rather than rottening at home doing nothing in this holiday. Most probably I will work until 24th Feb.
Oh geez Valentines Day is coming! But it's not my business... YET. Let's see... 14th Feb... Boo~ I have to work on that day. Well, anyone admiring me? Please kindly send your chocolate to my work place, the address is...
Hahahahaha...!! Dreaming! It should be in the opposite way. I think. Guys should present chocolate or flowers or something special to his beloved target. That's when guys need to prepare a box of handyplast when something's broken. Or he could just eat up the rejected chocolate. Err... I think he will throw to his friends or just leave it somewhere desperately.
Haih why oh why is love so complicated?
*Evil sound from inside my mind* : Love is a chemical reaction...
wth?
I met one tonight. It's so... terrible. The way he acts, talks, responses...
Huh, I don't wanna be like him. After all I still prefer to drink kid's sparkling juice.
wow, I can see my English grammar failed already. =D
I'm happy to receive a few advertisements these days. One of the business is from a lawyer firm, it's about informing 2 guys that they had already been declared bankrupt. Oww, how cham. Another one is about hiring someone for some pose such as accounting clerk, draftsman etc... and then the last one is also about hiring someone, but it's in English. The guy faxed to the office, and in the paper, he mention us to translate into chinese and gives him quotation. Ahh Im going to face this guy tomorrow.
I can't say much about the work... it's kinda confidential o_O but I do learnt alot rather than rottening at home doing nothing in this holiday. Most probably I will work until 24th Feb.
Oh geez Valentines Day is coming! But it's not my business... YET. Let's see... 14th Feb... Boo~ I have to work on that day. Well, anyone admiring me? Please kindly send your chocolate to my work place, the address is...
Hahahahaha...!! Dreaming! It should be in the opposite way. I think. Guys should present chocolate or flowers or something special to his beloved target. That's when guys need to prepare a box of handyplast when something's broken. Or he could just eat up the rejected chocolate. Err... I think he will throw to his friends or just leave it somewhere desperately.
Haih why oh why is love so complicated?
*Evil sound from inside my mind* : Love is a chemical reaction...
wth?
'我喜欢你'…使用率多于'我爱你'…
01 February 2009
这新年……
01 February 2009
我学会玩鋤大D了！
呵呵……是不是太迟了呢？每一年，眼看亲戚朋友都会聚在一起，开开心心的玩牌，只有我在角落，尴尬的挥着手表示‘不了…我不会玩…’
可是！今年开始不会再发生这件事了！！我可以拿起手上13张牌，上战场了！
我也终于了解到，电影‘赌神’太假了……
另外，多谢Ah Hee，KS的指导，我会玩麻将了！
原来就只是那么的简单，也是那么的复杂…
今年牧羊座，生肖属蛇的我财运方面不是很好…我回来关丹赌博时就见效了。
统计：输RM10左右
虽然避开了发烧的可能，不过现在的我，还是避不开病魔的第二击。
非常普通的病 - 伤风咳嗽
但是，哎哟哟，还是很辛苦嘞…
昨天早上就开始了…醒来时喉咙干到不行。
晚上就开始扁头痛…非常难受…
今天还好，没有头痛…
不过！
我房间的垃圾桶已经装满一粒粒白白色的‘云吞’…
想看吗？*咳*
开玩笑。
呵呵……是不是太迟了呢？每一年，眼看亲戚朋友都会聚在一起，开开心心的玩牌，只有我在角落，尴尬的挥着手表示‘不了…我不会玩…’
可是！今年开始不会再发生这件事了！！我可以拿起手上13张牌，上战场了！
我也终于了解到，电影‘赌神’太假了……
另外，多谢Ah Hee，KS的指导，我会玩麻将了！
原来就只是那么的简单，也是那么的复杂…
今年牧羊座，生肖属蛇的我财运方面不是很好…我回来关丹赌博时就见效了。
统计：输RM10左右
虽然避开了发烧的可能，不过现在的我，还是避不开病魔的第二击。
非常普通的病 - 伤风咳嗽
但是，哎哟哟，还是很辛苦嘞…
昨天早上就开始了…醒来时喉咙干到不行。
晚上就开始扁头痛…非常难受…
今天还好，没有头痛…
不过！
我房间的垃圾桶已经装满一粒粒白白色的‘云吞’…
想看吗？*咳*
开玩笑。
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